210+ Clever Badger Puns You’ll Dig Up Instantly -

Hey! Stop scrolling! I’m not here to badger you… well, okay, I am. But only in the best way possible! If you, like me, think the badger is a severely underrated animal (they’re basically grumpy, striped, digging machines!), you’ve come to the right place. We’ve been foraging for ages and have dug up a treasure trove of jokes that are so good, they’re almost bad. Get ready to sett-le in, because your face is about to hurt from smiling.

These aren’t your average, run-of-the-mill jokes. We’ve excavated the deepest corners of our brains to craft a list that’s truly un-burrow-lievable. Whether you’re a fan of their black-and-white style or just respect their dedication to digging, these puns are for you. So, get your claws ready to screenshot and share, because we’re about to get this party started.

🦡 Quit Your Badgering!

I’m not badgering you, I’m just asking… again.
My friend keeps telling badger jokes. I finally had to tell him, “Stop badgering me!”
Why did the badger get in trouble? He had a bad attitude.
I asked the badger for a loan, but he said he was a bit short on cash.
What do you call a badger who’s a lawyer? A badger-ister.
The badger didn’t get the joke. It went right over his head.
He’s not a bad-ger, he’s just misunderstood.
I tried to play cards with a badger, but he was a terrible cheater.
What’s a badger’s favorite game? Badge-minton.
The badger was a great detective. He always got a badge of honor.
He’s not just any-ger, he’s a bad-ger.
Why did the badger cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken (or a badger).
I’m reading a book about badgers. It’s not bad-ger, it’s pretty good.
What do you call a lazy badger? A sloucher.
He’s a badger-lor for life.
The badger couldn’t decide what to eat. He was having a bad-ger-ment.
Don’t be such a bad-ger.
Why was the badger so good at music? He had perfect pitch.
I’m a badger fan. You could say I’m part of the club.
What do you call a magical badger? A badger-dabra.
The badger’s report card was all B’s… for Badger.
He’s always trying to badger me into going out.
What do you call a badger with a cold? A snot-ger.
I tried to tell a secret to a badger, but he was a terrible blabbermouth.
He’s a really bad-ger-teman.
What’s a badger’s favorite dessert? A fur-fait.
Why did the badger get a job in tech? He was great at debugging.
The badger is a great artist. He’s a master of badger-y.
You’re a bad-ger-influence on me.
I asked the badger for his opinion, but he was very noncommittal.

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굴 Home Sweet Sett

Why was the badger so calm? He was all sett-led in.
I’m not up-sett, I’m just a little burrow-ed.
That’s a sett-led fact.
The badger couldn’t make up his mind. He was in a state of un-sett-lement.
Let’s sett-le this once and for all.
Can I burrow a pencil? I promise I’ll give it back.
This new house is great. I’m starting to sett-le.
The badger was a great mediator. He always knew how to sett-le a dispute.
I love badgers. I find them un-burrow-lievably cute.
The badger is a great planner. He’s very sett in his ways.
My favorite type of joke? A badger pun. It’s a sett-ire.
Why did the badger bring a ladder to his sett? He wanted to reach the burrow-toms.
I’m reading a book about badger homes. It’s a real sett-seller.
Don’t be so up-sett. It’s just a joke.
The badger is a great musician. He loves to play the sett-ar.
I’m trying to save money for a new sett.
The badger loves to watch TV. His favorite show is “Sett-ling for Love.”
You’re burrow-tiful.
The badger is a great cook. He makes a mean burrow-ito.
I’m feeling a bit under the weather. I need to sett-le my stomach.
The badger’s home was so clean. It was sett-maculate.
I’m not worried. The odds are sett in our favor.
What’s a badger’s favorite car? A Burrow-ghini.
The badger loves to travel. He’s a real jet-sett-er.
I tried to build a sett, but I just couldn’t get it right.
You’re my one and sett-ly.
The badger is a great dancer. He knows how to do the burrow-gie.
I’m having a party at my sett. You should come.
The badger is a great thinker. He’s always burrow-ed in thought.
This is the best pun list. The matter is sett-led.

🏁 All in Black and White

Why are badgers bad at telling lies? Everything they say is in black and white.
The badger’s opinion isn’t a gray area. It’s pretty black and white.
What’s a badger’s favorite snack? A barcode.
Why did the badger get a job as a referee? He was already dressed for it.
My badger loves old movies. He prefers them in black and white.
What do you call a badger who loves to paint? An abstract stripe-ist.
The badger is a great student. He’s earned his stripes.
Why did the badger join the choir? He had perfect black and white keys.
I tried to argue with the badger, but he sees everything in black and white.
What’s a badger’s favorite pattern? Stripes, of course.
The badger loves barcodes. He finds them very stripe-forward.
Why don’t badgers play hide and seek in the snow? They stick out.
The badger is a terrible spy. He’s too easy to spot in black and white.
What do you call a badger with no stripes? I have no idea, it’s a gray area.
The badger is a great judge. He’s very fair and sees things in black and white.
My badger is a great musician. He plays the piano, but only the black and white keys.
Why did the badger break up with the zebra? Too many mixed signals.
What do you call a badger who’s a journalist? A black and white reporter.
The badger is a great artist. He loves to draw with just a pen.
What’s a badger’s favorite candy? A zebra-stripe gum.
The badger is a great philosopher. He loves to ponder the black and white of things.
I asked the badger for fashion advice. He said, “Stripes are always in.”
Why did the badger get a ticket? For speeding in a black and white zone.
The badger is a great writer. He loves to write in black and white ink.
What’s a badger’s favorite part of the newspaper? The black and white bits.
The badger is a great cook. He only makes black and white cookies.
Why was the badger a good pianist? He was born to play the black and white keys.
The badger’s favorite optical illusion is the one with the black and white lines.
He’s a badger of a different stripe.
The badger’s life is very simple. It’s all black and white.

😠 Tough Critter Quips

Why did the badger get kicked out of the garden? He was being a total pest.
That badger has a chip on his shoulder. He’s always so grumpy.
Don’t mess with a badger. He’s got a short fuse and sharp claws.
Why did the badger win the fight? He was just tougher.
What do you call a badger who’s a lawyer? A mustelid-igator.
The badger is a terrible roommate. He’s always hoarding food.
I tried to make friends with a badger, but he just gave me the cold shoulder.
Why did the badger get a job in construction? He was a master at digging.
The badger is a great bodyguard. He’s very protective.
What’s a badger’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
The badger is a terrible driver. He has a bit of road rage.
Why did the badger get kicked out of the library? He was too loud and rowdy.
The badger is a great boss. He’s tough but fair.
What’s a badger’s favorite movie? Claw-shank Redemption.
The badger is a great athlete. He’s a real beast on the field.
Why did the badger break up with the fox? He said she was too cunning.
The badger is a terrible customer. He’s always badgering the staff.
What do you call a badger who’s a thief? A mustelid-napper.
The badger is a great soldier. He’s very brave.
Why did the badger get a job as a bouncer? He was great at keeping out the riff-raff.
The badger is a great cook. He makes a mean and spicy chili.
What’s a badger’s favorite type of story? One with a lot of grit.
The badger is a terrible poet. His verses are too harsh.
Why did the badger get a job as a critic? He was great at tearing things apart.
The badger is a great musician. He plays the drums.
What’s a badger’s favorite drink? A sour-puss.
The badger is a terrible artist. His work is too rough.
Why did the badger get a job in demolition? He was great at tearing things down.
The badger is a great leader. He’s very commanding.
I’m not afraid of the badger. His bark is worse than his bite.

🐾 What’s the Dig?

Why did the badger bring a shovel to the party? He heard they were going to dig the music.
I really dig your new haircut.
The badger is a great gardener. He has a green thumb and some sharp claws.
What’s a badger’s favorite activity? Digging holes, of course.
I’m digging this pun list.
The badger is a great detective. He always digs up the truth.
What’s a badger’s favorite tool? A shovel, naturally.
I’m in a bit of a hole. I need to dig myself out.
The badger is a great historian. He loves to dig into the past.
What’s a badger’s favorite type of movie? A ground-breaking documentary.
The badger is a great journalist. He always digs for the story.
I’m digging your style.
The badger is a great archaeologist. He loves to dig up old bones.
What’s a badger’s favorite song? “I Dig Rock and Roll Music.”
The badger is a great chef. He’s always digging up new recipes.
I’m digging the vibe in here.
The badger is a great comedian. His jokes are very down-to-earth.
What’s a badger’s favorite part of the day? Ground-hog day. Wait, wrong animal.
The badger is a great musician. He plays the bass.
I’m digging for compliments.
The badger is a great scientist. He’s always making new discoveries in his field.
What’s a badger’s favorite place to shop? The burrow-tique.
The badger is a great artist. He loves to make ground-breaking art.
I’m digging this conversation.
The badger is a great writer. He’s always digging for the right words.
What’s a badger’s favorite type of coffee? Ground.
The badger is a great detective. He’s always on the ground floor of an investigation.
I’m digging your enthusiasm.
The badger is a great dancer. He loves to get down.
Can you dig it? Yes, I can.

🗣️ Did You Say Badge?

Why did the badger join the police force? He always wanted to wear a badge.
I’m not a police officer, but I have a badge-r.
The badger was so proud of his son. He was a real badge of honor.
I tried to get into the club, but I didn’t have the right badge.
What do you call a badger who’s a scout? A proud earner of badges.
He’s not just a badger, he’s a badge-r of courage.
The badger was a great security guard. He always checked the badges.
I lost my name badge. Now no one knows who I am.
The badger is a great student. He has a badge for perfect attendance.
What’s a badger’s favorite accessory? A shiny badge.
The badger is a great employee. He’s a badge of efficiency.
I’m not badgering you, I’m just checking your badge.
The badger is a great leader. He wears the badge of responsibility.
What’s a badger’s favorite type of-ger? A badge-r.
The badger is a great friend. He’s a badge of loyalty.
I’m not a badger, but I play one on TV. I have a badge to prove it.
The badger is a great driver. He has a badge for safe driving.
What’s a badger’s favorite part of his uniform? The shiny badge.
The badger is a great cook. He has a badge for culinary excellence.
I’m not a badger, I just have a bad cough.
That’s a bad joke. No, it’s a badge joke.
What do you call a badger’s bank account? His sa-vings.
The badger is a great musician. He has a badge for perfect harmony.
I’m not a badger, I’m just a little grumpy.
The badger is a great artist. He has a badge for creativity.
What’s a badger’s favorite type of metal? Badge-mium.
The badger is a great scientist. He has a badge for innovation.
I’m not a badger, I’m just digging a hole.
The badger is a great writer. He has a badge for storytelling.
What’s a badger’s favorite part of the game? The badge-r.

🥰 Just Plain Cuteness

Why did the badger blush? Because you burrow-ed his heart.
You’re my one and only sett-mate.
I love you furry much.
You’re claw-some.
What did the badger say to his sweetheart? “I dig you!”
You’re un-burrow-lievably sweet.
The little badger was so sleepy. He needed a burrow-break.
What do you call a baby badger? A sett-ler.
The badger family was so happy. They were a perfect sett.
You’re the stripe of my life.
The little badger gave his mom a hug. It was a badger-hug.
You’re paws-itively adorable.
What’s a badger’s favorite drink? A burrow-ble tea.
You make my heart go burrow-ump.
The baby badger was so cute. He was a little fur-ball.
I’m so glad we’re friends. We’re a perfect match.
You’re sett-sational.
What do you call a badger who loves to cuddle? A snuggle-ger.
The badger cub was so playful. He was a little rascal.
You’re the sett-er of my universe.
I’m not badgering, I’m just giving you a compliment.
You’re the cutest critter in the sett.
What’s a badger’s favorite song? “You Burrow-long with Me.”
The badger was so happy. He was grinnin’ from ear to ear.
You’re my special burrow-dy.
The badger cub was so fluffy. I wanted to give him a squeeze.
You’re a badge of cuteness.
What’s a badger’s favorite dessert? A sett-le sundae.
You’re the apple of my eye-stripe.
Let’s dig in to this delicious meal!