240 Punny Orangutan Lines That Are Ape-solutely Fun -

We’ve been hanging around, thinking of the best orangutan puns in the whole jungle! If you love these gentle, red-haired apes as much as we do, you’ve come to the right place. We’re not just monkeying around; we’ve foraged for the funniest, most clever wordplay this side of Borneo. These jokes are so good, they’re guaranteed to make you go bananas. Get ready to have your funny bone tickled!

Seriously, we’ve got a whole canopy of comedy waiting for you. This isn’t just any random list; it’s a primate collection of the highest branch. We’ve put our big ape-brains together to craft jokes that are smart, silly, and 100% original. So, peel back your expectations and prepare to laugh until your arms get tired from slapping your knee. Let’s swing right into it!

🍊 Orang-u-glad I Got Puns?

Orang-u-glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call an orangutan with a citrus fruit? An orange-utan.
My friend said I look like an ape. I told him, “Orang-u-kidding me?”
I tried to tell a secret to the zookeeper. He asked, “Orang-u-gonna tell me?”
What do you call a singing primate? An orang-u-tune.
That ape stole my wallet! I’ve been orang-u-robbed.
What do you call an ape who’s good with angles? An orang-u-tangler.
I asked the ape if he was done with his tan. He said, “Orang-u-done yet?”
He’s a very polite primate. An orang-u-mannerly-tan.
What do you call an orangutan that’s good at math? A count-utan.
“Orang-u-coming” to the party later?
I’m not lying, this is the orang-u-truth.
That ape is a great musician. He’s orang-u-talented.
Why was the orangutan a good mechanic? He always had an orang-u-wrench.
What do you call a primate with a new paint job? A fresh-coat-utan.
“Orang-u-sure” you want to do that?
I’m orang-u-inally from Sumatra.
What do you call an orangutan who works at a bar? A beverage-utan.
“Orang-u-ready” for these jokes?
I tried to race an orangutan. Orang-u-fast!
What do you call a primate who loves barbecue? A tangy orangutan.
“Orang-u-listening” to me?
He wasn’t just any ape, he was an orang-u-great-an.
What do you call an orangutan who writes novels? An orang-u-pen.
“Orang-u-tired?” You’ve been swinging all day.
What do you call a group of orangutans? An orang-u-gang.
I’m not a chimp, I’m orang-u-different.
What do you call an orangutan that works on computers? A program-utan.
He’s the most famous ape in the world. He’s an orang-u-star.
“Orang-u-hungry?” I’ve got some figs.

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🦍 Ape-solutely Hilarious

Why did the orangutan get a promotion? He had primate experience.
I’m ape-solutely sure these jokes are funny.
That orangutan is so good at his job. He’s the primate example.
What do you call an orangutan with a map? A primate-navigator.
I’m having a bad day. It’s just one of those primate problems.
Don’t ape my style!
What’s an orangutan’s favorite class in school? Ape English.
He’s not just a good ape, he’s a great ape.
That orangutan is so dramatic. He’s a real primate-donna.
I ape-reciate your kindness.
Why did the orangutan go to the doctor? He was feeling a little ape-ish.
I’m not monkeying around, I’m an ape!
Why did the orangutan fail the test? He had ape comprehension.
He’s not a simple ape. He’s so-primate-sticated.
I’m feeling ape-rehensive about this.
What do you call a sleeping orangutan? An ape-napper.
This is my primate concern.
What do you call an orangutan in charge? The primate minister.
I’m ape-palled by your behavior.
This is the ape-itome of comedy.
He’s a very polite ape. He has great ape-titude.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite holiday? Ape-ril Fool’s Day.
Why did the orangutan go to the party? To have an ape-ic time.
That orangutan is so rich. He’s a primate investor.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite drink? A primate-ni.
Why was the orangutan so good at arguing? He was a primate-debater.
What do you call an orangutan who loves to gossip? A primate source.
He’s a very religious ape. He’s a primate-st.
What do you call a strong orangutan? An ape-ex predator.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite movie? The Primate’s Bride.

🌳 Just Hanging Around

Why did the orangutan get in trouble? For hanging around the wrong crowd.
I’m vine with that.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite app? Vine.
That orangutan is a great musician. He’s a swing artist.
Let’s branch out and try some new fruit.
Why did the orangutan get a ticket? For swinging too fast in a no-swing zone.
I’m rooted in my beliefs.
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
What did the orangutan say to the vine? “It’s been nice hanging with you.”
That’s a tree-mendous joke.
I’m stumped by that riddle.
Why did the orangutan take a break? He needed to catch his breath after all that swinging.
He’s a real social climber.
I’m jungle-ing all my responsibilities right now.
Why did the orangutan get fired? He was slacking off… on a vine.
That’s un-be-leaf-able.
I’m so-vine-ly happy to see you.
He’s the branch manager of this section of the jungle.
Let’s get to the root of the problem.
I’m just swinging by to say hello.
That orangutan is so popular. He’s the king of the swingers.
I’m leaf-ing now, goodbye.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite game? Hang-man.
That orangutan is so bossy. He’s always pulling strings… I mean, vines.
I’m vining for your attention.
That orangutan is a great dancer. He’s really got the swing of things.
Why was the orangutan sad? He was bored… in the trees.
What do you call an orangutan with a cold? A jungle fever.
He’s a bit of a stick-in-the-mud.
I’ll be there in a jiffy-swing.

🍌 Going Bananas

These jokes are bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Why did the orangutan go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
That orangutan is a great comedian. He has a lot of ape-peal.
I find that very a-peel-ing.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite pickup line? “You’re one in a melon.”
Why did the orangutan stop telling jokes? He was fresh out of material.
That orangutan is a great boss. He gives a bunch of perks.
I’m fig-gin’ awesome.
“I love you a bunch,” said the orangutan to the banana.
Why did the orangutan get fired from the fruit stand? He kept slipping up.
That’s a mango-nificent joke.
I’m berry happy to see you.
“You’re the apple of my eye,” said the orangutan.
This is fruit-less!
I’m grape-ful for your friendship.
Let’s not split up.
I’m coconuts about you.
That’s a peachy keen idea.
“You’re sub-lime,” said the orangutan.
I’m feeling melon-choly today.
We make a great pair.
“You’ve got a zest for life,” said the orangutan.
I’m nuts about you.
“You’re un-be-leaf-ably sweet,” said the orangutan to the fig.
What do you call an orangutan with a banana in its ear? Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite band? The Banana-ramas.
I’m na-na-na-not funny.
What do you call an orangutan who’s a good writer? A fruit-ful author.
“I’m banan-a-fraid I can’t come,” said the orangutan.
He’s a smoothie operator.

🧡 Ginger Snaps & Hairy Humor

Why was the orangutan so good at keeping secrets? He’s a hairy-tage expert.
I’m fur-real?
That orangutan is so stylish. He’s a fur-shionista.
“That’s un-fur-gettable,” said the orangutan.
He’s my fur-ever friend.
I’m not a-fur-aid of you.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite story? A furry-tale.
“It’s fur-bidden,” said the orangutan.
He’s a fur-midable opponent.
I’m red-y for a nap.
What do you call an orangutan who loves to read? A book-fur.
I’m fur-tunate to know you.
Why did the orangutan get a new coat? He wanted to look fur-bulous.
That’s a hairy situation.
“Don’t shed a tear,” said the orangutan.
He’s a red-hot comedian.
What do you call a spooky orangutan? A fur-rightening sight.
I’m fur-ever grateful.
“You’re hairy-larious,” said the orangutan.
What do you call an orangutan’s hair? A mane attraction.
He’s a red-ical dude.
“I’m fur-sty,” said the orangutan.
Why did the orangutan get a job in tech? He was great at debugging his fur.
“That’s fur-tastic,” said the orangutan.
What do you call an orangutan with a cold? A fur-ball.
“I’m fur-miliar with that,” said the orangutan.
He’s a ginger-bread man’s worst nightmare.
I’m red-y to party.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite type of coffee? A fur-appuccino.
He’s a red-blooded male.

🌏 Jokes from the Rainforest

I’m Sumatra-n to think of a good pun.
“I’m Borneo-n this day,” said the baby orangutan.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite song? “Borneo This Way.”
“I’m Sumatra-ly in love with you,” said the orangutan.
“Are you Borneo-ing?” asked the orangutan.
“I’m Sumatra-fied of heights,” said the chimp. “Good thing I’m an orangutan,” said his friend.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite type of music? Borneo-classic rock.
“I’m Sumatra-bly happy,” said the orangutan.
He was Borneo to be wild.
“I’m Sumatra-tled by your question,” said the orangutan.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite game? Borneo-poly.
“I’m Sumatra-sted in your idea,” said the orangutan.
He’s a Borneo-fide genius.
“I’m Sumatra-nded without you,” said the orangutan.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite type of car? A Borneo-ghini.
“I’m Sumatra-culate,” said the clean orangutan.
He’s a Borneo-again primate.
“I’m Sumatra-fying!” yelled the orangutan.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite movie? The Borneo Identity.
“I’m Sumatra-smitten,” said the orangutan.
He’s a Borneo-leader.
“I’m Sumatra-dition-al,” said the old orangutan.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite snack? Borneo-ritos.
“I’m Sumatra-nkful,” said the orangutan.
He’s a Borneo-voyant.
“I’m Sumatra-gile,” said the baby orangutan.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite type of coffee? Borneo-presso.
“I’m Sumatra-tisfied,” said the orangutan.
He’s a Borneo-appetit chef.
“I’m Sumatra-fic,” said the orangutan.

🧠 Big Brain Banter

Why did the orangutan get an A+? He was the smartest in his class.
He’s not just a pretty face. He’s brainy and brawny.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite subject? Ape-Physics.
He’s a genius… or ape-nius.
“I’m thinking about it,” said the orangutan.
He’s a primate-ologist in his spare time.
“That’s intelligent-ly put,” said the orangutan.
He’s a wise-acre… or wise-ape.
What do you call an orangutan with a Ph.D.? Dr. Ape.
He’s a scholar-ly ape.
“I’m contemplating my next move,” said the orangutan.
He’s a primate thinker.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite book? The Origin of Species.
He’s a brain-iac.
“I’m pondering the meaning of life,” said the orangutan.
He’s a sage… or ape-sage.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite game? Chess.
He’s a know-it-all… or know-it-ape.
“I’m cog-ni-tive-ly aware,” said the orangutan.
He’s a mastermind.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite type of math? Trig-onometry.
He’s a brilliant ape.
“I’m analyzing the situation,” said the orangutan.
He’s a deep-thinker.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite type of science? Ape-ology.
He’s a smart-aleck… or smart-ape.
“I’m strategizing,” said the orangutan.
He’s a brainy-bunch.
What’s an orangutan’s favorite part of the library? The non-fiction section.
He’s a wise-cracker.

❤️ Gentle Jungle Jests

Why did the orangutan give his friend a hug? For no-reason at all, he’s just gentle.
“You’re ape-reciated,” said the orangutan.
“I’m here-utan for you,” said the orangutan.
“You’re my best-friend-utan,” said the baby orangutan.
I love you utan-ditionally.
“You’re ape-mazing,” said the orangutan.
“I’m so-happy-utan to see you,” said the orangutan.
“You’re kind-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re sweet-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m grateful-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re wonder-ful-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m proud-utan of you,” said the orangutan.
“You’re special-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m lucky-utan to know you,” said the orangutan.
“You’re a-peel-ing-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m happy-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re a-dor-able-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m thankful-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re my-favorite-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m smiling-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re lovely-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m cheerful-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re cute-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m blessed-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re joyful-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m caring-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re friendly-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m glad-utan,” said the orangutan.
“You’re my-sunshine-utan,” said the orangutan.
“I’m content-utan,” said the orangutan.